What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?